"Working from home is a breeze because infants do not need constant care!"
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"And on the third night you shall be visited by the Pumping Angel who will bestow upon you gifts of lactation cookies and Lansinoh."
"My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I...
We have transcended space and time.
There is no more day.
There is no more night.
There is only cluster feeding.
"All of this free time with a baby is taking my online gaming to the next level. HA HA, YOU’RE PWNED N00B!"
"I love going to the store with multiple children! My toddler always goes right into the cart and never desperately clings to anything within reach...
"Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious...